LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. "135" I say.'
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' "5 foot 6 inches" I say.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 3".
She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
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